Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Jimmy Mac rides again

Great, my damn internet is not working. So, now I have to live with Jimmy Mac and listen to his tripe. “Does the Constitution say anything about labor laws?” he asked incredulously. It was an odd statement coming from Jimmy Mac, for he had stressed a few weeks before that the constitution was a living breathing thing, and it said whatever the Supreme Court said that it said. He was all over the map and he had no clue. How can someone become a tenured law professor who doesn’t recognize the incoherence of his own ideas? He is fond of calling others “hypocrites” but he is the ultimate “ends-justify-the-means” kind of guy, which would be fine if he didn’t try to defend the means!
Another of his favorite tactics is to say, “Today I don’t think anyone except extreme right wing crazy murderer baby eater types would argue that a minimum wage law isn’t the salvation of mankind.” Of course, no one raises a hand, and Jimmy Mac can spend another day thinking how right and righteous he is.
AHA!!! He just did it again! Flat tax=flat earth. Good one, Jimmy boy. Oh, and “only extreme right wingers have a problem with redistribution of wealth.” Amazing. This is the kind of thing you can’t even parody.

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